Apa donk?

Hehehehe.

Si Jonathan kmaren di gereja memandang gue dengan matanya yg memelas.. “iya nih cici dah lama ga update!”..

Carin: “ci!!! gue cek everyday loh kok ga ada update!!!!!”

Wakakakkaka.. aduh. Banyak yg dikerjain so urusan blogging udah ga kepikir sama sekali. Bayangin aja gue sampe ga sempet nemuin Orochi and Pinku pas mereka kesini kmaren.

Coba bayangkan!! OROCHI LOH OROCHI!!! Dan gue ga sempat ketemuan ama dia!!! Padahal udah diajak ketemuan dihotelnya!!!! huhuhuhu!!

Gue sempet nyesel dikit sih tidak ketemuan mereka. Tapi ya sudahlah… huhuhuhu *menghibur diri* . Sudah saatnya kulepaskan Orochi, cowo-terkeren-sedunia.. karena saya sudah tidak sendiri lagi…

Ehem, yah gitu deh.

Kmaren ini me and G poto prewed ala kadarnya, cuma 2 sessions tapi lumayan melelahkan jiwa dan raga.  Ya namanya gue ga demen dipoto so rasanya aneh skali gue harus bergaya2 ala wanita yg lemah gemulai.. wkakakaka.

Kalian2 juga pada minta gue post my prewed photos di blog or FB. After loooooonnng consideration, ok lah I can post a preview of our prewed here.

Click sini deh. Bisa liat tuh kita poto2 terus sampe keriting.

My hensem brondong, Andy, masuk iklan L’OREAL lohhhh!!!! Wowwww…

Dia ga tau loh. Tiba2 one day dia disamperin ama orang dijalan minta potonya and then ternyata ga gitu lama keluarlah produk ini di supermarket2 terdekat anda…
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HuaHEuAHEUAEHAUEHAE. So proud of u, Andy!! Like Davin, your mentor, said, you are a history maker!! Changing one hair at a time!!! HhuAHuAHuHAA

Emang brondong gue satu ini sangat2 hensem and cute. Poto yg diatas doesn’t do him justice. Kurang ganteng disitu. Kalo mao liat aslinya, kayak gini nih…

Yg paling kiri.

Dan poto below ga kuku bgt gayanya si Andy.

Btw tulisannya pasti kerjaan Carin tuh. HAeuAHEUhAUHEAE

Gue taruh poto2 Andy disini, coz since my blog udah smakin ter-expose ke dunia maya, gue bolehlah skalian promosiin Andy. Sapa tau ada yg mao pake wajah dia buat cover Christian magazines??? Andy ini punya wajah yg bisa dikomersilkan soalnya. Harap hubungi saya ya kalo ada yg tertarik.

Nah gue jadi terinspired by iklan yg dilakuin Andy diatas. Pas waktu gue lagi edit2 photo acara ROM kita kmaren, banyak ide yg dasyat terlintas tiba2.

So gue edit tuh poto2 saat ROM, jadi kayak iklan.. AHEuaHEuhaEAE…

For example… this photo below…

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Dan………..

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UWOW!!! That’s one high class chick!!! HAUEhAUEhAUEhUAEh

And masih ada some more iklan below… wkakakkakakaka
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!!

MY MASTERPIECE!!!!

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Guess who?!?!?

*obvious lah coz ada one big significant hint there*

WAKAKKAKAKKAKKAA

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Kah Ming Soon

Nao Sho Ing.

This post gue nyolong idenya dari si Jafe…

Dari orang2 disekitar gue, gue liat karakter mereka dan what make them unique. And mulailah pikiran iseng gue bekerja, mencocok-cocokan mereka dengan superheroes or well-known characters.

So here it goes….
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Budi = Hiro Nakamura

Dan jelas lah yaaa!!!! Sejauh2nya mata memandang, ga bisa dipungkiri hampir semuanya tentang Budi ini mirippppppp abis ama si Hiro. Cara dia ngomong, cara dia senyum, dan cara dia jalan ajaaa miripppppppp.

Like Hiro, kalo ada Budi, suasana jadi segerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….

Btw, true story nih, ada orang2 Indo yg dateng ke tempet kerja Budi dan pas ngeliat sebuah makhluk yg bernama Budi ini, mereka langsung histeris dan teriak2 bilang Budi itu Hiro. Dan langsung minta poto2… ekekekekeke.

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Zeno = Cinderella

Dua-duanya suka bersih2. Zeno itu paling cocok kmana2 bawa kain lap. Dia paling gak bisa ngeliat ruangan berantakan. Lembut, cengeng tapi tegar. Kayak Cinderella. hAUEHUAEHuAHEAE

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Kiki = Judge Bao

Our pastor and a new dad. Hehe. Ga tau knapa pas gue coba2 cocokin Kiki dengan salah satu tokoh, yg keluar diotak cuma Judge Bao. Mungkin karena Kiki ber-wisdom, a good advisor and mediator. A faith man, istrinya aja ngomong that she never found any other person as positive as him… hehehe.  He can be very strict sometimes, a choleric man, yet has a gentle heart. He doesnt show it sometimes, but his eyes tell me so. Ciehhhh.. kekekeke. And also, tugas apapun kalo dikasih Kiki pasti beres punya.

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Davin = Spiderman + Donald Duck

HeuaHEUhAUEhaUEh kombinasi mematikan!
(our youth pastor nih)

Knapa kok spiderman?
Karena dua2nya soft but powerful..wkwkwkwkw. They both have great strength, but humble bgt. Dibalik sifat Davin yg keliatan cool and collected, there lies a superpower that comes from Above. HEuhaUEhaUEhAE.. *gile, merinding gue ama bahasa gue sendiri*

But it’s true. Tiap kali gue liat Davin worship leading, gue sangat2 terharu loh. Ga tau exactly why, maybe karena I can feel his heart yg totally in love with His maker. Like Spiderman, mereka ga show their power. People may look at them as biasa2 aja, ordinary people, but di saat mereka in a situation yg membutuhkan, *BAM*, they will rise to the occasion and bikin orang laen amazed. And si Davin juga jago nulis dengan bahasa yg keren, kayak Spiderman.

Nah, knapa kok Donald Duck?
Karena mereka kalo jalan mirip banget, sama2 mengkangkang. Dari jauh sejauh 20-30 meter, gue udah tau itu si Davin from the way he walks. HAUEhAUEhAUHE

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Floren = She-Hulk

WOW… so very fitting!!!!

There’s no one else yg kepikir other than SHE-HULK!!! HAEuhAUEhaUHEaE. Superwoman. Bayangkan aja ini cewe tiap minggu angkat2 barang sound system, speakers etc etc, udah gitu bisa sambil pake rok and high-heels lagih!!! Gue bener2 amazed kalo liat dia pake bajunya model  cewe manis abis tapi angkat2 speaker yg beratnya mungkin bisa 10 kilo kali… AHEUhAUEhAUEhAE..

Hati2 kalo Flo sudah marah, jadi kayak She-hulk..she will give you the  ‘don’t mess with me’ look. Si Flo ini kan kerja di gereja, pastor2 aja manggil dia Bos.. AHEuaHEuaHEuAE.

But.. meskipun gahar gahar begini, Flo takutnya ama kecoak loh.

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Jonatan = Wolverine

Udah bukan rahasia umum lagi that Jonatan sering disamain ama Wolverine. Knapa? Karena sama2 punya facial hair yg banyak. HAUEhAUEHAUEhAUEH kayaknya cuma itu doank ya persamaannya… wkwkwkwkwk

But like Wolverine, si Jo juga punya hati yg lembut… ciehhhhhh… gentleman lagih!!! Aduh, idola gue nih… wkwkwkwkkwkwwkw

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Lala = Spongebob

HUEhuaHEuAHEuaHE knapa knapa????

Kalian ga liat modelnya mirip banget??!?!?!!??!? Si lala kan suka kayak gitu tuh. Tangannya dikepal kayak gitu then matanya berbinar2… AHEuhaEuhaEae. Lala banget lah.

Dua2nya sama2 polos. Suka ga sadar kalo dikerjain. Have a very optimistic look in life. Lugu dan menyenangkan deh pokoknya. Dan dua2nya gampang dihypnotized by food.

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Agus = Martin Luther King

Mirip radikalnya. HAEUhAUEhAUHEAEAE. Kalo udah ngomongin what he truly believes in, bisa sampe menggebu2, ga liat kiri kanan, titik koma, apa aje dihajar. They both sama2 mao mati for what he believes in. Kan Martin Luther di assassinated gara2 itu. And they both punya spirit yg revolutionary.

And last but not least,  si Agus kan demen jadi orang item… wkwkwkwkkwkwkw cocok dah.

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Kenan = Sharivan

Yg kepikir malah Sharivan… kekekekke. Karena both of them suka banget ama animal. Have a soft spot for animal gitu deh. Both berani membela kebenaran for what he is passionate about.

Sharivan itu baik bgt, lembut, but kalo udah ngeliat hal2 yg violates or harm those he cares about, dia bakal protect sampe to the end of the earth. A quality yg gue bisa liat di Kenan… cieeeehhhh.. *plok plok plok, anak gue gitu loh*

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Om Coyo = Professor X

Duileeeehhh mirip banget kan!!!

HEuAHEuAHEuAHEAE

Om Coyo selain fisiknya mirip, sifatnya rada2 mirip juga sih. Professor X mempunyai superpower yg luar biasa tapi ga dia tunjukin. Very humble, idealist and kind. Passionate about protecting the unfortunate ones. Super duper wealthy but he uses most of his resources to serve others. Hehehehe. Sama kan..

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Felix = Santa Claus

Lihatlah si Felix potonya seperti itu!!!! So cuteeeee!!! HAUEhaUEhuheAE…

Ya Felix dan Santa Claus sama lah ya. Both are adored by kids. Kalo ada Felix, dunia bener2 jadi sangat cerahhhh. Ini anak kocaknya ga karu2an. Tiap kali ada dia, gue pasti cekakakan. Idola gue juga nih.

He always makes everyone happy… the children, om-om, tante-tante, nenek-nenek, kakek-kakek,…

Gue ga bisa bayangin kalo gue jadi istri dia, gue bisa mati ketawa kali.

So, Irene, berbahagialah sodara… muka loe nanti pas tua pun pasti sedikit skali keriputnya.

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Ko Joseph = Superman

UWOWWWWW.. cocok donk!!! Liat aja rambutnya… kekekekekke.

Like Superman, ko Jo is a superman. He works full time, as a banker di JP Morgan, mengetuai Asia Region. Menaungi several countries under his leadership. Harus terbang ke negara sana negara sini for bisnis trips. He also a pastor yg happening bgt di gereja kita. Being a full time mentor, mentoring 12 people at this moment. Kotbah paling dikit 2 kali seminggu. Belon lagi meeting2 lainnya di gereja. And yet, he is a very devoted father of his two sons.

Bagi gue, dia tuh superman, karena among all his busyness, dia bisa membagi waktu dengan baik between his job, ministry and family. Luar biasa mengagumkan. And when he mentors those under his care, dia bener2 go all the way with his sacrifices. Gue angkat topi lah ama ko Jo..

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Ci Maria = Superwoman + the Landlady in Kungfu Hustle

Di belakang setiap Superman, pasti ada a superwoman. Hehehehe…

She is the wife of Ko Jo, a superwoman indeed. My mentor gitu loh.

She exudes a mighty inner strength. Eventho she’s petite, there is a tremendous power lies within her… ciehhhh… wkwkwkwwk. She spends her life building the people around her. Encouraging, imparting and kalo perlu pushing.. kekekeke.

Nah knapa gue samain ci Maria dengan the Landlady in Kungfu Hustle?
Karena di pilemnya, si Landlady ini punya suara yg menggelegar, yg bisa menghancurkan building or people. Nah Ci Maria kan gitu, suaranya bisa membuat jiwa, roh dan raga bergetar2, karena both of the power in her singing voice dan juga the anointing that flows out of her saat dia worship lead. Hehehe. Love her.

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Bonnie = Tweety Bird

Suka isenggggggggg!!!! HAEUhauehAUHEAE

Keliatannya diem2, cute, blur2. Tapi ternyata liar juga.. AHEuAHEuAHEuAE. Alias mischievous.

Ada aja akalnya buat ngerjain orang. Sama kan ama si tweety. Geniusnya diarahkan ke hal yg salah.

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David = Genghis Khan

Sapa lagi man!!!! Kekekekeke.

Kalo ngomong ama dia, ngomongnya perang, sejarah cina, sejarah jepang, sejarah2 apa aje lah dibahas. Demen banget ama yg namanya Three Kingdoms, pokoknya yg bau2 sejarah Cina gitu deh. Bener2 anak yg unik…

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Egan Teng =  Mamoru Chiba from Sailor Moon

Silent, strong, misterius, sometimes bisa distant but dashingly handsome. HAUEhAUEhAEAE..

Tapi dibalik itu smua, terdapat sisi yg iseng abissss!!!

Btw yah, si Egan guuuuantenggg teng teng teng!!!! (setuju kan, bon?). Loe ga liat tuh namanya yg asli: Egan Mercubuwono diganti jadi Egan Teng. AEHuAEHuaEHuAHE.

The above pic actually doesn’t do him justice.. hehehehe. Dia mirip ama orang Jepang yg cool2 ganteng gitu deh. Untung deh dia juauhhh lebih kecil dari kita2 yah? AHEuhAEUhAUEhUAE.

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Jafeto = Vaness Wu

My online fren. Kenal dari blog kekekekek. Ini yg mana Jafenya, yg mana Vanessnya? Sama2 narsis gini. HAEUhAUEhUAHEAE

Jafe = Vaness Wu karena they both Christians, demen dance, demen nyanyi, demen perform on stage. And they both narsis to the core.

GA TAHAN GUE LIATNYA!!!! HAEUhAUEhAUEhUAEhuAHE

But Jafe will definitely dipakai Tuhan dalam music industry. Lagi bikin album tuh dia. Pas kmaren ini gue dikirimin salah satu lagunya. Wah enak bgt, sampe gue pake buat saat teduh berhari2. Hehehe.

Gue percaya, we came to know each other itu ga kebetulan. Ada rencana Tuhan didalamnya.. hihihihi. Ya kan, Jaf? ..

Btw FYI nih, nanti gue ama Jafe bakal WL bareng di konser dia HAEUhAUEhAU..
tunggu aja tgl maennya..

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Esti = Inul

Kalo mikirin Esti, yg kepikir di otak cuma si Inul nih. Habis ini anak, dangdut abis. AHEUhAUEhaEHAE. Salah sendiri non loe dangdut gitu modelnya. HAUEhAUEhAUEhAUHEAE.

But seperti kayak Inul, kalo ada Esti, semuanya bahagia. Kita smua jadi ketawa2 kegirangan karena gayanya Esti yg heboh dan asli ga tau malu. Bener2 obat penghibur yg top cer!!

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Irene = Candy Candy

Cantik! Dan matanya itu loh guede and berbinar2, ga kayak chinese deh, dan sering dikirain orang Arab/India, HAUEhaUEhUAEhAE Udah gitu senengnya nonton pilem bollywood…

Dia reminds me of Candy2 karena hebohnya, periangnya. And ributtttt, tapi ributnya masih cute lah ya, so gue masih tahan kekekeke. Lovable bgt lah

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Carin = Patrick

CARINNNNNN *love love love*

Mirip Patrick, karena lugunya, polosnya, sangat squeezable and adorable. Suka ga sadar juga kalo dikerjain. Sama kayak mentornya (lala) … kekekekek.

Gampang excited for apa aja, kayak si Patrick lah. Happy-go-lucky, ceria, selalu memeriahkan suasana with her kelakuan yg cute abisssss.

Gue pingin punya daughter kayak Carin!! Sangking cutenya maybe ga bakal gue kuarin rumah, gue dekep terus dikamar, gue pelukin sampe abis dianya MUAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh*

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Nehemia = Donkey from Shrek

HAEuhAUEhAUEhuaEHuAHEAE… sorry nehe, no offence but first thing yg muncul in my mind adalah si Donkey. haeuhUAEHUAHEuAHE

Mirip bgt karakternya. Mereka selalu comment here and there. Yg ga penting2 pun dikomenin. Smuanya di comment in lah. Kalo pas pukat, saat kita serius2 sharing, harus go back to the topic so many times gara2 si nehe suka komen2 ga jelas gitu, bikin kita ketawa sampe lupa sharing in apaan.

Udah gitu ga bisa diem. Ngoceh terussssss dengan accentnya yg kentel yaitu Sunda. Sama lah ama si Donkey, ga bisa diem, and dia ngomong pake accent khusus kan.. kekekeke But we love u banget Nehe!!!

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Johan = Empal + Ayam Masak Kecap

Loh, kok melenceng…

HAEuhaUEhAUEhUAHEAE

But can’t you guys see what I see????? Itu tangannya si Johan mirip banget kannnnnnn ama empal or ayam masak kecap!!! Gue beneran ga boong, kalo liat dia pas gue lagi laper, itu yang terbayang diotak gue!!!! Kayaknya kalo gigit Johan gitu enak deh!! So meaty, kenyal2 dan empuk!!!! wkkwkwkwkkwkww…

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Ya sudah segini dulu deh.

The floor is open now for your comments.

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During my kantor lunch break yesterday, guess what I did with my mentor?!?!?!?!

Kalian pasti ga nyangka abis deh!!!!

Apalagi gue….

Seumur2… ga pernah kepikir that I would ever do this in my whole life!!!

Apakah ituuuuu????
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Itu adalahhhhhh……

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EYELASH PERMING!!!!!!!

HAUEhAUEhUAHEaE

What is that???

Ya like what it says… eyelash di perm lah supaya lebih curly.. HAUEhAUEhUAHEAE..

*OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO CI NELLY*
I can hear a *gubrak* from Ivon, Budi, Septi, Sese, Bonnie, Ncuz, Kenan, David, Joe, etc etc mereka yg regularly baca ini blog…

hihihihi…

So what reli happened?

On Sunday, pas anak2 cowo lagi basket, gue, mentor and some other girls malah ngerumpiin soal eyelash, facial etc etc. And somehow, gue jadi didrag ama my mentor to do eyelash perming… somehow…. I dunno what reli happened but somehow gue jadi agreed to go.

Hmmm, now when I think about it.. iya yah, knapa gue kok mao ya? Aneh…

But anyway, so mentor asked me to do the booking on Monday. So, gue call tuh tempet…

Gue: Hi!! I’m calling to make an appointment for eyelash curling…
The salon staff: Eyelash curling??? U mean eyelash perming????
Gue: Hmm, I’m not so sure, hmmm you know, treatment for eyelash.. so that it curls.. hmmm.. I dunno what it is called but hmm, for curling the eyelashes laaah…
The salon staff: It’s called eyelash perming. You want the Japanese perm?
Gue: Hmmm wat?? Japanese?? Hmmm.. I dunno, maybe.. (*heh? Emang ada jap, cina, korea, india etc etc gituh?)
The salon staff: Is this your first time?
Gue: Yeah… (*like: D’OH!!!!!!*)
The salon staff: Oh… bla bla bla…

To cut the story short, akhirnya dah booking dan mentor jemput dari kantor, and off we went to the place.

Nyampe Far East Plaza, kita bingung nyari tempetnya. So we called Yuya, karena dia yg recommend this place. And she gave us the unit number yaitu #04-64.

Lumayan ribet nyarinya, but akhirnya ketemu… #04-64
Tulisan di depan tokonya: ‘Beauty Salon’ etc etc apaan lah gue lupa. Dalem ati, loh kan si Yuya bilang Js Salon, kok ga ada tulisan Js nya ya? Tapi unit numbernya bener kok… So me and ci Mar masuk loh.

Gue: Hi! I have made a booking today for eyelash perming..
Woman on counter: Hmmm.. u have booked? What time? *dia buka bukunya*
Gue: Yeah, for two person…, at 1 pm
Another woman staff: eyelash perming??
Gue: Yup…

Trus mereka kayak saling liat gitu… Then I have a weird feeling. Gue liat2 tempetnya, kok model ini tempet kayak cocok buat  tante2 dari mainland china. I think si yuya ga mungkin deh pegi ke tempet yg modelnya kayak gini. Si Yuya kan high class punya.. kekekekke

Woman staff: Are you sure u called this place?
Gue: Yeah, I did make a call to book…
Woman staff: Hmm, can you tell me the phone number?
Gue: *gue kasih nomernya*
Woman staff: Oh… that’s next door!

OHHHHHH HAUEhAUEhAUHEAE, ya gue keluar lah, and gue liat pas disebelahnya ada toko yg keliatan jauh lebih high class… ternyata bener yang itu!!! karena gue liat on their front glass ditulis ‘Japanese Doll Eyelashes Perming’ HAUEhaUEhAUEHae.

Then gue liat unit numbernya itu sebenernya #04-63!!!

Yah gue diketawain ama pegawai2 toko yg gue salah masuk tadi… aih Yuya, tega dikau.. mempermalukan saya seperti itu… huhuhuhu.

So yeah, akhirnya gue masuk dan diperm my eyelashes… hihihi. Interesting procedure. Kelopak mata gue sempet kerasa perih sehabis di perm.. until now rasanya a bit uncomfortable karena ga biasa. But so far ok sih.

This is the after pic, straight after the procedure.. gue ga pake eyeliner whatsoever…

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Bagus juga sih, keliatan banget gitu curlnya.

Then this is the day after…

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Rada kabur karena gue potoinnya ga becus. But ini udah pake eyeliner…

Hehehehehe. Aneh ya gue bikin blog post yg beginian… AHEuAHEuAHEuaE.

But like what gue bilang ke Jeanne, kita breakthru menjadi a beautiful woman of God ga cuma inside doank, but outside juga… HAEuhaEuhaEe.

So readers!! You can expect more ‘bimbo’ post from me…. kekekekekkekeke

*hmmm btw, anak2… gubraknya jgn lama2 ya. Jaw dropped nya juga.. ati2 ilernya dah ampir netes tuh…*

Hati-hati!!! Dibawah ini tertampang poto gue yg sexy!!!!
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(jgn deg-deg an gitu donk…)
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TAAADDDAAAAA!!
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Poto gue sambil bawa2 guling yg penuh iler.

Sexy kan?? Apa kalian ga liat tuh bibir tebellll?? Terlalu tebal buat anak seumur segitu. Gue ga inget umur brapa poto itu diambil, but waktu gue kecil sampe kira2 remaja, my lips beberapa kali menjadi bahan omongan. Karena my lips, banyak yg bilang gue judes etc etc lah. Apalagi saat dulu, dideket bibir ada tai lalat. Tapi tak tau skarang tai lalat gue yg dibibir ilang, mungkin imigrasi ke tompel hidungnya Budi.

Nah waktu gue masih muda *uhuk uhuk*, banyak yg ngomentarin kalo bibir gue itu kayak Naomi Campbell. Mari kita close up and compare….

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Ya jelas-jelas bibir gue lebih bagus lahhhh!!!! Liat tuh, berbentuk indah skali kan?

HEuaHEuaHEUhaEaE

Waktu di Sydney, masih ada beberapa orang yg suka komentarin bibir gue, terutama para bule. Kepala skolah gue aja ngefans ama my lips. Udah om2 tua gitu. Dasar ganjen.. HAUEhaUEhuaEA

Sooo… after a while gue udah lupa lah ttg bibir gue ini. Sampe suatu hari di taon 2004, waktu gue balik ke Surabaya for holiday, bonyok ngajakin poto keluarga. Wah seumur2 kita sekeluarga ga pernah poto bareng. On the day of the photo shoot, ih gile gue didandanin tuebeeeeellllll bangettttttt ama tante studio potonya. Udah gitu disanggul2 ga jelas. Aduh gerah banget pokoknya! Tapi gue hanya bisa pasrah.

Tiba2 sang tante ngomong gini waktu make up in gue..

Tante-Make-Up-Tebel (TMUT): Aduh ini bibir kamu kok tebal skali!!!!
Gue: Hmmmm… *cengengesan*
TMUT: JELEKKKK DEHHHHH!!!! Tante tipisin yaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Langsung ama si tante, my whole bibir ditutupin ama bedak teballlllll, then digambar jauh jadi tipis, almost half of the real size!!!!

Pas gue ceritain ke temen gue… she ketawa ngakak and said.. “WAH TUH TANTE GA TAU YA BIBIR LOE ITU ASSET LOE LAGI!!!!”

Itu tante kayaknya cina banget kali ya. Demennya ama cewe2 Chinese yg kalem dan berbibir tipis. Dia ngerasa gerah liat gue yg Chinese but berbibir kayak Naomi Campbell. Gimana sih loe, tante?? Bayangin aja, di Hollywood, para celebrities malah pake Botox supaya dapet bibir seperti saya….  wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

Trus pas gue liat hasil poto studio nya, gue ngakakkkkkkk mannnn. Abis bener2 ga kayak gueeeee banget!!!!

Liat aja dipotonya, gue senyumnya tipissss skaliiii. Karena gara2 omongan si tante, pas dipoto, gue nya jadi masuk2in bibir kedalam biar jadi lebih tipis… kekekekekkee…

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AHEuaHEuAHEuAHEAUEhaE… itu poto bener2 ga mirip gueeeeee and adik gueeeee!!!!

Dearest readers yg ga pernah liat tampang gue, gue cuma mo ngomong that…

I DON’T LOOK LIKE THATTTT AT ALL!!!!!! Ini mah mirip ibu2 mau kondangan!!!!!!!

I was supposed to post these two videos agesssss ago, tapi males.. but now, here they are!!!

Two videos yg sangat controversial skali!!

Yg pertama…

A Music Video by Septi.

Direkam kira2 6-7 years ago kali. Tampangnya masih muda sekali di videonya.  And liat aja disini dia sok imut buangetttt… kekekekeke. Dia pura2 nyanyi gituuuuuu, mao niru2 video clip…

Then then…

The second video!! Very very short one karena sangatttt langkaaaa dan sangat susah skali mendapatkan ini! For you guys to see this, you are so lucky!

Mau liat Budi belly dancing?????

This is THE belly dancing versi Budi!!!!

wakakakakakaka

This is what I believe Cink2 sounded like when she was a baby….

Seriously.

Listen with your speaker on.

Don’t u agree with me?

You guys remember my previous day’s posting?

Kalo belon, baca dulu disini deh.

Actually,  yg sebenernya terjadi…

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The actual MSN:

Hehehehe. Salah sendiri Septi mo ngerjain gue. Taun lalu juga anak2 yg ngerjain April Fool ke gue, gue sukses kerjain balik. Baca disini deh.

Then gue sengaja ga approve commentnya Septi yg kelabakan berusaha menjelaskan kejadiannya. HAEUhAUehAUEhAE..

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But anyway, jgn kapok2 ya Sep gue kerjain..

I LOP U BANGET LOHHH!!!!

*Makanya kalo mao ngerjain gue, harus siap untuk gue kerjain balik, okeh?*

Ih seneng deh kalian para pembaca! Gue update blog tiap 2 hari skali minggu ini..

Kmaren gue makan dinner dikit banget. Half a bowl of sup buntut, half can of sosis, ditutup ama yakult and sebuah kiwi. Lumayan kenyang tuh. Terus 3 jam kemudian, dikamar, gue lari2 ditempat for 50 mins. Then tidur dengan perasaan puas.

And today…
Pergi kerja pake high heels, kaki gue gemeteran cape and skarang gue KELAPARANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knapa gue pelampiasan seperti itu?
Karena beberapa hari ini gue makan2 gratis. Tidak mungkin gue menolak donk!! Pantang atuh!

Sebenernya gue mao ngeblog soal makan2 hari Selasa kmaren. Dimana Harris masak buat kita.. *awww his future wife is a happy woman* . Lengkap dengan poto2nya. Tapi karena gue lagi kelaparan skarang, gue ga tega mencobai diri sendiri dengan nulis ttg makanan.

So gue ngeblog soal… kuissssss!!

Akhir2 ini lagi musim kuis di FB and gue juga ikut2an donkkkk!

So here is my results!!

Wow.. emang panggilan gue misi. Hehehe. Seneng banget gue dapet result yg ini.

But then gue liat Cink2, si noise pollutant, ambil kuis yg sama dan mendapatkan hasil yg sama ama gue!!! Gue kaget and sempat freak out, “Wah!!! Cink2 tinggal dicountry juga!! Sama donk ama gue!!!! Kalo gitu, gue pindahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!”

Then gue baru sadar kalo countryside itu kan gede yah!! Hehe. Palingan gue tinggal di countrysidenya negara Swiss and Cink2 tinggal di countrysidenya Alaska gitu. Kan juaaauuuuhhhhhh. The probability of me and Cink2 tinggal as neighbours itu sangat2 kecil!!! Thank God!!! HAEUhaeuhaUEhuaeh *peace, Cink. I lop u kok,.. asal loe ga ngomong aja*

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Cool car!!!!! Udah panggilannya misi, mobil gue kayak gitu lagi!!! hAUEhaUEHuAHEaE cocok banget tuh buat di countryside. Yes, I am a superwoman!! Sapa yg brani macem2 ama gue, gue lindes!!! *aww, ci Nelly so galak*
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Double WOW!!! I’m an Angelina-Jolie-kinda-mom!!!! I kick butt!!!! And beneran gue will take no nonsense in my house nanti.

Anak2 gue rewel minta ini minta itu? Gue suruh mereka doa puasa 40 hari… kekekkeke

Btw, gue dulu pernah ikutan costume party jadi Lara Croft ‘Tomb Raider’ lohhhh. Wearing the exact stuff. Sleeveless black top, black shorts, rambut dikepang, black boots, belt with toy guns. Keren oi. Itu saat gue masih suka clubbing dulu, no lemak, so bodynya masih kayak Lara Croft… HAEuhaEUhaUEhuaHE

Hmm, conclusionnya.. I’m a superwoman, has Angelina-Jolie-kinda-mom qualities, living in a countryside and driving a Hummer!!!!!! How cool is that!! Somehow I have a feeling, in the future nanti, that picture will not be far from the truth… hehehehe

Nah, now is the time buat jawaban2 kuis yg konyol2…

Weits!!! Cuma 1-5 orang ajaaaa????

Eh sebenernya gue masih harus bersyukur masih ada! Daripada zero! Jadi ceritanya ada 1-5 orang yg mao jadi pacar gue. Sapaaaaaaa??? Sapaaaa??????

Buuuuuddddd, jujurrr aja laaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Apa loe ga cape nyimpen2 perasaan terus selama ini????

Then….

Wah prophetic kah ini??????????? Less than a year!!!! HAEUhAEUhAUEhuaEhaE

Serem ah.

Bud, kapan kita mulai pre-marriage counselling?

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Next kuis!!!!

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HAEuhAEUhAEUhAUEhAEUhAUEHAEHaEHaheae… NO WAYYYYY!!!!

Gue tuh malah lebih sering dikirain mid 20’s atuh!!!!!!!!