Ini dia yg sudah ditunggu2 karena anak2 nanya terus ‘mana jawabannya ciiii!’.
SO HERE IT IS, JAWABAN TEBAK GAMBAR!!!
Mari teman2, kita bahas gambarnya dan jawaban yg masuk satu persatu.
——————- click below for the answers, but BEWARE, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! ————-
*not recommended for those people yg lagi makan or have weak stomach… hihihih
Kalian pasti sering dapet email dari orang yg ga dikenal, yg tiba2 offer million dollars if you help them transfer their fund to some countries or charities. Mereka ngakunya mereka sakit2an, dah ga punya sapa2 buat dikasih warisannya, so somehow they get hold of your email, and some of them pake sebut2 God lagi, saying that God said to them to transfer the fund to us. Etc etc…
Tau donk what kind of emails I’m talking about. Gue sering banget tuh dapet yg begituan. Kadang2 bete juga and cant help thinking emang ada yah orang yg ketipu? Eh setelah gue iseng2 ngegoogle, ternyata ga dikit juga loh yg ketipu dengan scam2 kayak gini.
Nah sapa nyangka gue ternyata hampir ketipu ama seorang scammer. Dengan cara yg laen of coz. Kali ini ttg property.
This happened last Nov when gue lagi cari master room buat rent. So gue post my request di internet lah, dibeberapa website. Then ada satu cowo yg reply to my ad, saying that he got a master room for me to rent. Rumahnya di Clarke Quay, and harganya $1000. Wah harga segitu buat master room di daerah Clarke Quay sangat ok banget. Karena daerah situ lumayan elit. Yah jadi gue reply dia balik lah, nanya2 detailsnya.
Dibawah ini emails antara gue and tuh cowo, yg ngaku namanya Yohann. Email dia, gue ketik pake biru. Email gue pake merah. Kalo warna item berarti comment gue… hehehe
Yohann:
Hi,
Thanks for your response. The rooms are still available and the address of my apartment is:
RiverWalk Apartments
20 Upper Circular Road,
Singapore 058416
Singapore
Block B, Apartment # 02-02
You can search the location on Google Map ( www.maps.google.com ) and check if it fits.
I stay alone in the apartment at present. It is not as though I am always lonely but flatmates come and go. My last flatmate was from China and she is such a good person. She moved out last weeks because she finished her schooling. We still keep in touch though 
We had been flatmates for one year while I was renting the third room once in a while. So I am not new to flatmating and most times, I meet my flatmates online through sites like this. I am the only child of my parents and they(My Parents) are in London.
The apartment is a three bedroom apartment/Condo and the two rooms are available for both immediate and later move in.The rooms have a heating/Cooling system, a bath tub, a central table, a reading desk, Wardrobe, A big bed that can sleep three persons, Internet connection ( BROADBAND- with wireless router), Phone cord in rooms, access to the fully fitted kitchen,Car Park; fellow flatmates are entitled to their own visitors and they can stay the night only when I am earlier informed The rent is 1000SGD while you would pay a refundable security deposit of 1600SGD. This deposit would be refunded to you at the end of your stay as this is the normal procedure everywhere. The rooms and the apartment has been furnished to modern Standard.
The balcony entrance opens onto the living area offering a cosy sofa, a dinning table for 4 guests and a well equipped open-space kitchen corner. There is air-conditioning and wooden floors throughout the apartment and tile in the bathroom floors.My apartment is located in Singapore City Center and is just two minutes walk to the MRT. The area has many recreational areas and park and access to pubs and supermarkets. The nearest MRT is the Clarke Quay
I should have done this earlier but I think it is still okay: My Name is YohannI am 27years old French Male. My Mother owns the apartment and it is a private apartment. I like reading, listening to music,Swimming and also like going to the cinemas when I have the time. I am a calm and easygoing person.
If you have any more inquiries and questions, let me know and I would be more than glad to respond.
Thanks,
Yohann
Wah gue lumayan surprised ama his friendliness. Mana ada owner yg nulis email panjang banget gitu, cerita2 lagi. Biasanya juga langsung tanpa babibu arrange for viewing. Well, gue kira maybe becoz he’s French kali yah. Jadi sangat sociable. Detik ini sih gue masih belon curiga. So gue reply, gue interested in viewing the place coz kedengerannya tempatnya lovely.
Yohann:
Dear,
I apologize for the delay in response. I was on my way to London.How are you doing?.. I have now scanned and attached with this email, the pictures of my apartment and also of the rooms. The rooms are all the same and have the same amenities and facilities..
The rooms, like I said earlier, has it’s own bathroom and toilet for private use. The living room is a part of the living room where you can have guest and also relax when we don’t want to stay in the Living room. The other parts of the apartment are also attached for you to see… Even the Laundry room and about the cleaning of the house, there is a cleaner who comes to the house to do the cleaning every day…
The Little room is more like the living room but in a smaller dimension. It is a place where we can relax and also entertain visitors. The room I am renting is the one tagged The Bedroom. The third room might be used as a guest room for my visitors and also your visitors as well.
The rent is 1000SGD while the security deposit is 1600SGD but my Mom says u can pay 1000SGD for the deposit as well.
For us to proceed, there has to be a tenement agreement document which would confirm us as flatmates and also would be a guideline for our living as flatmates. For this document to be prepared, do get back to me with:
- Your move in date
- Your planned move out date ( or Contract period); this period can be either extended or terminated.
- Your address for me to send you your keys to your room and the apartment, your rent receipt and also your rent document.
- Your scanned ID/Passport for Identification.
Once my lawyer gets these details, the contract shall be prepared and then the next step would be for You to sign on the the contract confirming that you have reserved the room and also make payment to my mother and this payment would have to be made before you move in.
I wait to read from you soonest with these details so that we can proceed to been flatmates.
Thanks,
Gue liat tuh poto2 apartmentnya yg dia email. Gileeee mantap abis!! Gue langsung so excited dapet rumah beginian.
Ini nih potonya…
Gimana!!! Keren kan!!!! Apalagi pas dia bilang the last photo is my bedroom. Ya gue langsung demen lah, cozy bgt. For $1000 permonth, master room di daerah Clarke Quay and with so many facilities, yah tentu aja worth it banget.
Sangking excitednya, gue liatttttt terus poto2nya karena seneng. Then lama2 gue jadi malah curiga. Dipikir2 ini kok aneh ya potonya. They look like straight from IKEA Catalog. Bersih banget and ga ada sama skali bekas2 manusia hidup disitu. Thanks to my background as a graphic designer yg sering edit2 poto, gue ngeliat ini poto2nya smua kok pake perfect lighting and nothing is out of place. So perfect. Ga mungkin orang biasa bisa take these kind of indoor photo, dah pasti harus pake equipment2 khusus. Then!!!!! I noticed ada fireplace di poto living roomnya!!!! COME ON!! FIREPLACE IN SPORE?!?!?!?!? AHEuAHEuAHEuaEuaH ketauannn lahhhhh bo’ongggg!!!!!
Dipikir2 lagi, for a place in that area with that kind of rental fee, definitely terlalu rendah banget. Which is sooooo too good to be true, and I have learned from internet experience that sometimes emang things that are too good to be true itu emang boong wkakakkaka
Nah disini gue curiga tambah gede!! Gue baca2 lagi emailnya, smakin tambah curiga:
1. Dia minta pake lawyer sgala. Gue selama ini udah pengalaman nyewa rumah/kamar for 10 years plus ga pernah yg namanya pake lawyer.
2. Dia nanya2 ttg ID gue. Gue ada common practice where I dont give my ID to anyone I dunno lewat online.
3. Dia juga bilang dia ada cleaner yg dateng tiap ari to clean. Which is a very unusual practice in Spore.
4. Dia minta alamat gue buat send his apartment keys so that I can view the place myself. Jadi maksudnya gue ga bakalan bisa ketemu dia personally? Wah tambah curiga gue!
To prove my ‘curiga-ness’, gue berusaha korek2 lagi dari dia.
From me:
Hi,
Oh you are in London now. For holiday? When are you coming back to Singapore?
Thanks
Yohann:
No, I am not here on Holidays, I am here for a training course.
When do you want to move in and are you new in Singapore?
Gue noticed that he kept avoiding when we can set date to view the place.
From me:
I’m planning to move in on Dec. When can we view the place?
Yohann:
You may go see the house. Although there is nobody there, you can still have a first hand experience of the apartment when you get to the Riverwalk apartments.
I do not think I would be back before December so that means I would be sending you the keys from here.
Do get back to me with your contract details so that the contract can be prepared,
Me:
Thanks for the prompt reply.
I’m a bit unclear here, so I hope you can fill me in. Do you mean that I have to give you payment first before we can get the keys to view your place?
Yohann:
Before any payments can be received, We need to proceed to the contract so that we can be clear about all situations and when we have agreed to the contract, we can then proceed to the payments and then I shall send you the keys.
Please send me your contract details so that I can send it to my family lawyer and then we can proceed to the contract and I shall send it to you via email for your perusal.
I hope you understand now and since I am not i Singapore now, we need a security and the contract is a good security…
Waiting to read from you soonest with contract details so we can proceed,
Flatmate,
Yohann
Now he’s using ‘flatmate’ as a sign off.. AHEuaHEuaEHE. Btw notice that dia selalu minta gue to supply my ID to him.
Trus gue check2 google kan. Ternyata banyak di Spore or anywhere else yg kena rental scam. Kebanyakan ownernya claim to be overseas, jadi smua contact, payment etc harus lewat online. Then owner said he will send the keys to the house once dia dah received the deposit. Tapi ternyata the keys never arrive. And the owner disappears after getting ur deposit.
Nah, gue penasaran. Gue tau ini cowo penipu nih. Gue jadi gregetan, so gue played along .. wkwkwkwk. Iseng and mo wasting his time gitu.
Me:
Hi Yohann,
Is your family lawyer here in Singapore? We can go straight to him to provide him with our details, to save you from all the hassles since you are so far away.
Thanks!
Yohann:
Dear Nelly,
My family lawyer is here in the UK, where my Mother is.
Once you send me your details, I shall send it to him and he shall prepare the contract.
I hope you understand now,
Yohann.
Me:
Hi Yohann,
Pardon me for being a little bit cautious. Before I give my personal details online, I would like to see a sample of the rental contract you are mentioning. Maybe you can ask your lawyer to draft a contract, leaving the name out. So I know what kind of contract that we are getting into. And it is a common practice for me not to give any of my details online as I had met some friends whose identity were stolen through the web. I hope you understand as well. No harm in both of us being cautious right? 
But we really do love your place! Thats why we want to do this right.
Thanks!
Future flatmate, (gue sengaja biar keliatan gue hooked wkwkwkw)
Gideon and Nelly
Yohann:
Alright Gideon and Nelly,
How is your day going?… I understand. So send me your move in date and move out date.
The spaces for the names would be left blank and after you have read the contract, You will fill it in with Pen and then sign on it. And then, we shall proceed to confirmation alright?
So just send me your Move In Date And How Long You Want the tenement agreement contract to last or how long you want to stay in my apartment.
Regards,
Flatmate,
Yohann
Sampai disini gue stop emailing him. Waktu gue research2 about scam ginian, gue came across one website yg komunitasnya berisi orang2 yg ‘take care’ of these scammers. Mereka jago banget. Did a lot of tricks and wasting the scammers’s money and time instead. Malah banyak yg ngerjain scammersnya balik. They are like networking dibeberapa negara gitu, saling membantu tricking the scammers back. Nah gue dibantu ama beberapa dari mereka HAEUhAUEhUAEH.. 
gimana cara handle the scammer gitu. And saat gue ceritain my case, most of them kasih gue caution that I should not continue soalnya my email address yg itu basically bisa track me. Kalo gue mo ngerjain tuh scammer, hati2 karena dia bisa track me from my email address, since it is actually my primary email address yg gue pake dimana2. Jadi kata mereka mendingan jangan diterusin. So yah gue nurut lah ama yg expert . Gue somehow amazed ama mereka, karena mereka tuh bener2 professional. Sampe set up fake phone lines, fake bank account, fake documents to trick the scammers. And ga sedikit scammers yg malah harus keluar duit to send this and that. Senjata makan tuan gitu. Very very interesting.
And since kejadian ama Yohann, gue jadi iseng pingin ngerjain scammer HAEUhAUEhauEH. So I set up a fake email etc etc. wakakakkak. And blajar gimana caranya ngerjain scammers and also certain rules from that website yg gue mentioned diatas.. hehehehe. Most of these scammers are from Nigeria, tapi ga sedikit juga skarang yg dari Asia. Typical scammers are, mereka very nice and have a very polite english at first, karena mereka following a written script. Once kita udah bisa steer them away from their script, kita bisa liat how badly their English is.
And finally one day, I got a scammer in my fake email address!! Wah seneng loh saat itu AHEuaHEuAEHuaEH.
Ada email yg ngaku namanya Sherry Jaunther. Suffering from cancer, lagi di hospital. Dia looking for someone trustworthy, yg dia bisa transfer her money to fund a church, orphanage etc. You know, the usual stuff with proper written English.
Then gue reply dia, gue ngaku nama gue Hannah Montaineah, devoted Christian, doing a little bit modelling for career, supporting charity work etc etc. Jadi gue sangat senang dia contact gue, karena gue definitely ada channel where ‘she’ can transfer her money for donation.
Ini reply dia…
Dear Hannah Montaineah,
Thank you for your immediate write up to me, however i’m more than happy to hear that you are God fearing, How is your family today? also the economy growth of your country? i’m sending below a copy of my identification to you for your perusal only, and i shall be needing yours in your return mail to me. are you married?
I am pleased to receive your mail and your keen interest to assist me in doing this great work of Almighty God towards humanity. I do not require much from you, only that I needed a reliable individual whom will help me use this fund the way it pleases Almighty God by building schools and orphanage centers as well as giving help to widows and promoting God’s work here on earth.
As soon as i have your identification i shall introduce you to my attorney who shall be working hand to hand with you towards the sucess of this project in God’s fearing, i need to have your contact address, telephone and mobile number immediately.
I shall be waiting to hear from you.
Sherry Jaunther.
Proper English kan and dia langsung sent me ‘her’ passport copy tanpa gue minta, tapi dia minta passport copy gue in return.
This is ‘her’ copy. Definitely a fake. Gue taruh tulisan ‘fake’ disitu karena that’s one of the rules of the website. So no scammer can use it again.
Nah, sebagai seorang Graphic Designer, mata gue dah ketrained untuk ngeliat kalo poto diatas itu udah jelas2 fake. I think ga perlu seorang designer, orang biasa pun bisa ngeliat. Liat aja the beda contrast poto and the rest of the page and the text.
So gue play along loh .. hehehe…
Me:
Hi Sherry,
Thank you for your identification copy. From your picture, I can see that you are a very pleasant lady.
To answer your question, no, I’m not married yet. I’ve been dedicating my life for social work. I gain quite a large sum of money from doing a little bit modelling, so I use it to help funding my church. That’s why I don’t really have time to focus on finding a soulmate. (biar dia ngira gue cakep and banyak duit buat ditipu)
I would like to get to know you better too, so I can tell my church elders and the orphanage more about you. I’m sure they will be so delighted to find a good hearted Samaritan like you to help with the funding. We are very priviledged to have met you.
Thanks,
Hannah
Karena dia minta my passport copy, gue attached a big MP3 file kira2 43Mb and renamed it jadi passport.jpeg. Supaya dia downloadnya lama and at the end ga bisa buka wkwkkwkwkw..
‘Sherry’:
Could you resend your identifcation, it’s balnk cannot view anything, send it right away so that i can introduce my attorney to you, however your suggestion is ok, by your church communicating with him to hasten up the transfer of the funds.
Notice that dia udah mulai off the script and bahasanya dah mulai kaco.. hehehe..
Me:
It’s blank? That’s weird. I have tried sending it to myself, and it works fine. Where are you located? Maybe your Internet Service Provider is blocking it. There are some ISP in some countries who put firewall, so some pictures can’t be downloaded. Let me attached another one. Let’s see if it works. I’m using T3RaSI image compressor btw. (T3RaSI=terasi hehehehe)
In the meantime, I have given your details to my church elder. He will contact you soon. How is your health?
Gue sent him a badly scanned passport page.
‘Sherry’:
I cant still view your identification, what is the problem, are you hiding yourself from me or what? i need to have a clear picture of your identification, contact address and your telephone number first, before your church will contact me, is that ok.
Whoa disini dia dah mulai sounds nasty and losing his patience.. wkakakakka. Mulai keliatan his true colour. Gue juga ga mo kalah donk. Lanjut kerjainnnnnnnn!!!
Me:
Why are you accusing me? … Hiding from you? …I have no reason to do
so. Or are you playing with me? Opening the file should be very simple.
I have tried sending it to my other contacts and even submitting it to
the immigration for my overseas visa application, and it works just
fine.
I’m curious, what operating system are you using? Maybe it’s the
computer in the hospital that you are using is not up to the standard.
Should ask the nurse for a better one. If you still can’t open it, maybe
I can send it through post to your hospital. What’s your hospital and
your room number? Alternatively, aren’t you located in Amsterdam? I
actually have friends there who can drop by and pass you my
identification copy.
I hope this is a genuine deal we are doing. I have talked to my elders
and they are already preparing the proper forms for your funds to go
through. (threaten him a bit and hooking him with the promise that the funds lagi di process)
‘Sherry’:
Lok if you cannot do exactly what i told you to do, then you had better back off, i dont need stress in my life, at this stage ok. so send a clean copy of your identification.
Tambah nasty!!!!!!! wkakakakakaka. Ketauan dehhhh belangnya dia. And gue mulai ngawur2 kasih nama ke dia.. wkwkwwkw.
Me:
I understand you are not feeling very well there. With your condition, you should take a lot of rest ok. I will scan and send it again. Btw, my elders are asking me about how we should do the fund transfer. Bank account or how? Let’s make this deal as fast and smooth as possible. My church has already preparing the forms for the donation transfer.
And they want to know, is there any specific group of people you want to fund? We do have some charities under our wings. Like, widows whose husbands were killed by Mad-Rat disease, children who are suffering from rare Phil-collinsa disease, to name a few.
I enclose some pics of our previous charity events. Let me explain the pics to you so you know more about us and you can have a peace of mind knowing that you are choosing the right people to donate, .
The file entitled ‘me and Magda’, it’s a picture of me and one of the children who suffers from Phil-collinsa disease. She has a severe phobia of high pitch note. But she is a very brave girl and in the way of recovery. I’m very proud of her. I’m actually sponsoring her since she was very young.
The rest of the pics, I’m the one in very light green shirt, the tall one. We were supplying rice and other basic necessity to a village in Kampong Pete Goreng in West Malaysia.
Very grateful of your kindness ok,
Hannah
Gue attached potonya Dewi Sandra, and ngaku itu gue.. AHEuAHEUhAUEHAE.
Gue named pic ini 'Me and Magda.jpeg'
And gue juga gave him some other random pics biar keliatannya ‘gue’ lagi doing charity work. Gue ga tau cewe baju ijo muda itu sapa, gue dapet poto2nya dari internet. Yg penting dia mirip Sandra Dewi lah dari jauh wkakakakak…
‘Sherry’:
Thank you for your email, well can i have your contact address, and telephone number, are you married? what is your present occupation? i need to have a picture of you alone ok, try and scan and send it immediately, so that i shall introduce you to my attorney who shall be working with you to secure all the legal documentation of the funds under your name or your charity organization.
I shall be waiting to hear from you with a scaned copy of your identification, for example Id card or international passport.
Terima Khasi.
Sherry Jaunther.
AEHuaHEuAHEUaEH kali ini dia sign off pake ‘terima kasih’!
Btw, after this email, gue jadi males sih continue heheheheheh. Karena juga saat itu lagi sibuk2nya ngurusin wedding so yah gue stop ngerjain ini orang..
Ya inilah salah satu contoh keisengan gue yg level tinggi. Hehehehe. Jangan ditiru ya
Cuma mo posting ini dibawah…
Lucu soalnya… 
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?”
And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Ranch Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food.”
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.
Apa moment yg paling heboh di wedding kita? …
Tak lain dan tak bukan adalah saat kita harus kiss as a husband and wife. Anak2 youth udah hebohnya kayak kuda lepas dari kandangnya, liar abissssss wkakkakakakaka…
Beberapa minggu sebelonnya, si Bonnie, Carin and Kenan, terus berulang2 ngomong “Aduh ga sabar liat ci Nel and ko G ciuman!! Pingin liattttttt!!!”
So u can imagine how excited they were when the moment came…
Here are the snapshots of their napsu faces captured on camera.
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perhatikan wajah Esti yg mulai ...
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Bertobatlah anak-anakku…..
Apa donk?
Hehehehe.
Si Jonathan kmaren di gereja memandang gue dengan matanya yg memelas.. “iya nih cici dah lama ga update!”..
Carin: “ci!!! gue cek everyday loh kok ga ada update!!!!!”
Wakakakkaka.. aduh. Banyak yg dikerjain so urusan blogging udah ga kepikir sama sekali. Bayangin aja gue sampe ga sempet nemuin Orochi and Pinku pas mereka kesini kmaren. 
Coba bayangkan!! OROCHI LOH OROCHI!!! Dan gue ga sempat ketemuan ama dia!!! Padahal udah diajak ketemuan dihotelnya!!!! huhuhuhu!!
Gue sempet nyesel dikit sih tidak ketemuan mereka. Tapi ya sudahlah… huhuhuhu *menghibur diri* . Sudah saatnya kulepaskan Orochi, cowo-terkeren-sedunia.. karena saya sudah tidak sendiri lagi…
Ehem, yah gitu deh.
Kmaren ini me and G poto prewed ala kadarnya, cuma 2 sessions tapi lumayan melelahkan jiwa dan raga. Ya namanya gue ga demen dipoto so rasanya aneh skali gue harus bergaya2 ala wanita yg lemah gemulai.. wkakakaka.
Kalian2 juga pada minta gue post my prewed photos di blog or FB. After loooooonnng consideration, ok lah I can post a preview of our prewed here.
Click sini deh. Bisa liat tuh kita poto2 terus sampe keriting.
My hensem brondong, Andy, masuk iklan L’OREAL lohhhh!!!! Wowwww…
Dia ga tau loh. Tiba2 one day dia disamperin ama orang dijalan minta potonya and then ternyata ga gitu lama keluarlah produk ini di supermarket2 terdekat anda…
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HuaHEuAHEUAEHAUEHAE. So proud of u, Andy!! Like Davin, your mentor, said, you are a history maker!! Changing one hair at a time!!! HhuAHuAHuHAA
Emang brondong gue satu ini sangat2 hensem and cute. Poto yg diatas doesn’t do him justice. Kurang ganteng disitu. Kalo mao liat aslinya, kayak gini nih…
Yg paling kiri.
Dan poto below ga kuku bgt gayanya si Andy.
Btw tulisannya pasti kerjaan Carin tuh. HAeuAHEUhAUHEAE
Gue taruh poto2 Andy disini, coz since my blog udah smakin ter-expose ke dunia maya, gue bolehlah skalian promosiin Andy. Sapa tau ada yg mao pake wajah dia buat cover Christian magazines??? Andy ini punya wajah yg bisa dikomersilkan soalnya. Harap hubungi saya ya kalo ada yg tertarik.
Nah gue jadi terinspired by iklan yg dilakuin Andy diatas. Pas waktu gue lagi edit2 photo acara ROM kita kmaren, banyak ide yg dasyat terlintas tiba2.
So gue edit tuh poto2 saat ROM, jadi kayak iklan.. AHEuaHEuhaEAE…
For example… this photo below…
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UWOW!!! That’s one high class chick!!! HAUEhAUEhAUEhUAEh
And masih ada some more iklan below… wkakakkakakaka
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!!
MY MASTERPIECE!!!!
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Guess who?!?!?
*obvious lah coz ada one big significant hint there*
WAKAKKAKAKKAKKAA
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Kah Ming Soon
Nao Sho Ing.
This post gue nyolong idenya dari si Jafe…
Dari orang2 disekitar gue, gue liat karakter mereka dan what make them unique. And mulailah pikiran iseng gue bekerja, mencocok-cocokan mereka dengan superheroes or well-known characters.
So here it goes….
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Dan jelas lah yaaa!!!! Sejauh2nya mata memandang, ga bisa dipungkiri hampir semuanya tentang Budi ini mirippppppp abis ama si Hiro. Cara dia ngomong, cara dia senyum, dan cara dia jalan ajaaa miripppppppp.
Like Hiro, kalo ada Budi, suasana jadi segerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….
Btw, true story nih, ada orang2 Indo yg dateng ke tempet kerja Budi dan pas ngeliat sebuah makhluk yg bernama Budi ini, mereka langsung histeris dan teriak2 bilang Budi itu Hiro. Dan langsung minta poto2… ekekekekeke.
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Dua-duanya suka bersih2. Zeno itu paling cocok kmana2 bawa kain lap. Dia paling gak bisa ngeliat ruangan berantakan. Lembut, cengeng tapi tegar. Kayak Cinderella. hAUEHUAEHuAHEAE
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Our pastor and a new dad. Hehe. Ga tau knapa pas gue coba2 cocokin Kiki dengan salah satu tokoh, yg keluar diotak cuma Judge Bao. Mungkin karena Kiki ber-wisdom, a good advisor and mediator. A faith man, istrinya aja ngomong that she never found any other person as positive as him… hehehe. He can be very strict sometimes, a choleric man, yet has a gentle heart. He doesnt show it sometimes, but his eyes tell me so. Ciehhhh.. kekekeke. And also, tugas apapun kalo dikasih Kiki pasti beres punya.
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HeuaHEUhAUEhaUEh kombinasi mematikan!
(our youth pastor nih)
Knapa kok spiderman?
Karena dua2nya soft but powerful..wkwkwkwkw. They both have great strength, but humble bgt. Dibalik sifat Davin yg keliatan cool and collected, there lies a superpower that comes from Above. HEuhaUEhaUEhAE.. *gile, merinding gue ama bahasa gue sendiri*
But it’s true. Tiap kali gue liat Davin worship leading, gue sangat2 terharu loh. Ga tau exactly why, maybe karena I can feel his heart yg totally in love with His maker. Like Spiderman, mereka ga show their power. People may look at them as biasa2 aja, ordinary people, but di saat mereka in a situation yg membutuhkan, *BAM*, they will rise to the occasion and bikin orang laen amazed. And si Davin juga jago nulis dengan bahasa yg keren, kayak Spiderman.
Nah, knapa kok Donald Duck?
Karena mereka kalo jalan mirip banget, sama2 mengkangkang. Dari jauh sejauh 20-30 meter, gue udah tau itu si Davin from the way he walks. HAUEhAUEhAUHE
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WOW… so very fitting!!!!
There’s no one else yg kepikir other than SHE-HULK!!! HAEuhAUEhaUHEaE. Superwoman. Bayangkan aja ini cewe tiap minggu angkat2 barang sound system, speakers etc etc, udah gitu bisa sambil pake rok and high-heels lagih!!! Gue bener2 amazed kalo liat dia pake bajunya model cewe manis abis tapi angkat2 speaker yg beratnya mungkin bisa 10 kilo kali… AHEUhAUEhAUEhAE..
Hati2 kalo Flo sudah marah, jadi kayak She-hulk..she will give you the ‘don’t mess with me’ look. Si Flo ini kan kerja di gereja, pastor2 aja manggil dia Bos.. AHEuaHEuaHEuAE.
But.. meskipun gahar gahar begini, Flo takutnya ama kecoak loh.
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Udah bukan rahasia umum lagi that Jonatan sering disamain ama Wolverine. Knapa? Karena sama2 punya facial hair yg banyak. HAUEhAUEHAUEhAUEH kayaknya cuma itu doank ya persamaannya… wkwkwkwkwk
But like Wolverine, si Jo juga punya hati yg lembut… ciehhhhhh… gentleman lagih!!! Aduh, idola gue nih… wkwkwkwkkwkwwkw
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HUEhuaHEuAHEuaHE knapa knapa????
Kalian ga liat modelnya mirip banget??!?!?!!??!? Si lala kan suka kayak gitu tuh. Tangannya dikepal kayak gitu then matanya berbinar2… AHEuhaEuhaEae. Lala banget lah.
Dua2nya sama2 polos. Suka ga sadar kalo dikerjain. Have a very optimistic look in life. Lugu dan menyenangkan deh pokoknya. Dan dua2nya gampang dihypnotized by food.
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Mirip radikalnya. HAEUhAUEhAUHEAEAE. Kalo udah ngomongin what he truly believes in, bisa sampe menggebu2, ga liat kiri kanan, titik koma, apa aje dihajar. They both sama2 mao mati for what he believes in. Kan Martin Luther di assassinated gara2 itu. And they both punya spirit yg revolutionary.
And last but not least, si Agus kan demen jadi orang item… wkwkwkwkkwkwkw cocok dah.
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Yg kepikir malah Sharivan… kekekekke. Karena both of them suka banget ama animal. Have a soft spot for animal gitu deh. Both berani membela kebenaran for what he is passionate about.
Sharivan itu baik bgt, lembut, but kalo udah ngeliat hal2 yg violates or harm those he cares about, dia bakal protect sampe to the end of the earth. A quality yg gue bisa liat di Kenan… cieeeehhhh.. *plok plok plok, anak gue gitu loh*
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Duileeeehhh mirip banget kan!!!
HEuAHEuAHEuAHEAE
Om Coyo selain fisiknya mirip, sifatnya rada2 mirip juga sih. Professor X mempunyai superpower yg luar biasa tapi ga dia tunjukin. Very humble, idealist and kind. Passionate about protecting the unfortunate ones. Super duper wealthy but he uses most of his resources to serve others. Hehehehe. Sama kan..
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Lihatlah si Felix potonya seperti itu!!!! So cuteeeee!!! HAUEhaUEhuheAE…
Ya Felix dan Santa Claus sama lah ya. Both are adored by kids. Kalo ada Felix, dunia bener2 jadi sangat cerahhhh. Ini anak kocaknya ga karu2an. Tiap kali ada dia, gue pasti cekakakan. Idola gue juga nih.
He always makes everyone happy… the children, om-om, tante-tante, nenek-nenek, kakek-kakek,…
Gue ga bisa bayangin kalo gue jadi istri dia, gue bisa mati ketawa kali.
So, Irene, berbahagialah sodara… muka loe nanti pas tua pun pasti sedikit skali keriputnya.
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UWOWWWWW.. cocok donk!!! Liat aja rambutnya… kekekekekke.
Like Superman, ko Jo is a superman. He works full time, as a banker di JP Morgan, mengetuai Asia Region. Menaungi several countries under his leadership. Harus terbang ke negara sana negara sini for bisnis trips. He also a pastor yg happening bgt di gereja kita. Being a full time mentor, mentoring 12 people at this moment. Kotbah paling dikit 2 kali seminggu. Belon lagi meeting2 lainnya di gereja. And yet, he is a very devoted father of his two sons.
Bagi gue, dia tuh superman, karena among all his busyness, dia bisa membagi waktu dengan baik between his job, ministry and family. Luar biasa mengagumkan. And when he mentors those under his care, dia bener2 go all the way with his sacrifices. Gue angkat topi lah ama ko Jo..
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Di belakang setiap Superman, pasti ada a superwoman. Hehehehe…
She is the wife of Ko Jo, a superwoman indeed. My mentor gitu loh.
She exudes a mighty inner strength. Eventho she’s petite, there is a tremendous power lies within her… ciehhhh… wkwkwkwwk. She spends her life building the people around her. Encouraging, imparting and kalo perlu pushing.. kekekeke.
Nah knapa gue samain ci Maria dengan the Landlady in Kungfu Hustle?
Karena di pilemnya, si Landlady ini punya suara yg menggelegar, yg bisa menghancurkan building or people. Nah Ci Maria kan gitu, suaranya bisa membuat jiwa, roh dan raga bergetar2, karena both of the power in her singing voice dan juga the anointing that flows out of her saat dia worship lead. Hehehe. Love her.
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Suka isenggggggggg!!!! HAEUhauehAUHEAE
Keliatannya diem2, cute, blur2. Tapi ternyata liar juga.. AHEuAHEuAHEuAE. Alias mischievous.
Ada aja akalnya buat ngerjain orang. Sama kan ama si tweety. Geniusnya diarahkan ke hal yg salah.
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Sapa lagi man!!!! Kekekekeke.
Kalo ngomong ama dia, ngomongnya perang, sejarah cina, sejarah jepang, sejarah2 apa aje lah dibahas. Demen banget ama yg namanya Three Kingdoms, pokoknya yg bau2 sejarah Cina gitu deh. Bener2 anak yg unik…
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Silent, strong, misterius, sometimes bisa distant but dashingly handsome. HAUEhAUEhAEAE..
Tapi dibalik itu smua, terdapat sisi yg iseng abissss!!!
Btw yah, si Egan guuuuantenggg teng teng teng!!!! (setuju kan, bon?). Loe ga liat tuh namanya yg asli: Egan Mercubuwono diganti jadi Egan Teng. AEHuAEHuaEHuAHE.
The above pic actually doesn’t do him justice.. hehehehe. Dia mirip ama orang Jepang yg cool2 ganteng gitu deh. Untung deh dia juauhhh lebih kecil dari kita2 yah? AHEuhAEUhAUEhUAE.
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My online fren. Kenal dari blog kekekekek. Ini yg mana Jafenya, yg mana Vanessnya? Sama2 narsis gini. HAEUhAUEhUAHEAE
Jafe = Vaness Wu karena they both Christians, demen dance, demen nyanyi, demen perform on stage. And they both narsis to the core.
GA TAHAN GUE LIATNYA!!!! HAEUhAUEhAUEhUAEhuAHE
But Jafe will definitely dipakai Tuhan dalam music industry. Lagi bikin album tuh dia. Pas kmaren ini gue dikirimin salah satu lagunya. Wah enak bgt, sampe gue pake buat saat teduh berhari2. Hehehe.
Gue percaya, we came to know each other itu ga kebetulan. Ada rencana Tuhan didalamnya.. hihihihi. Ya kan, Jaf? ..
Btw FYI nih, nanti gue ama Jafe bakal WL bareng di konser dia HAEUhAUEhAU..
tunggu aja tgl maennya..
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Kalo mikirin Esti, yg kepikir di otak cuma si Inul nih. Habis ini anak, dangdut abis. AHEUhAUEhaEHAE. Salah sendiri non loe dangdut gitu modelnya. HAUEhAUEhAUEhAUHEAE.
But seperti kayak Inul, kalo ada Esti, semuanya bahagia. Kita smua jadi ketawa2 kegirangan karena gayanya Esti yg heboh dan asli ga tau malu. Bener2 obat penghibur yg top cer!!
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Cantik! Dan matanya itu loh guede and berbinar2, ga kayak chinese deh, dan sering dikirain orang Arab/India, HAUEhaUEhUAEhAE Udah gitu senengnya nonton pilem bollywood…
Dia reminds me of Candy2 karena hebohnya, periangnya. And ributtttt, tapi ributnya masih cute lah ya, so gue masih tahan kekekeke. Lovable bgt lah
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CARINNNNNN *love love love*
Mirip Patrick, karena lugunya, polosnya, sangat squeezable and adorable. Suka ga sadar juga kalo dikerjain. Sama kayak mentornya (lala) … kekekekek.
Gampang excited for apa aja, kayak si Patrick lah. Happy-go-lucky, ceria, selalu memeriahkan suasana with her kelakuan yg cute abisssss.
Gue pingin punya daughter kayak Carin!! Sangking cutenya maybe ga bakal gue kuarin rumah, gue dekep terus dikamar, gue pelukin sampe abis dianya MUAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh*
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HAEuhAUEhAUEhuaEHuAHEAE… sorry nehe, no offence but first thing yg muncul in my mind adalah si Donkey. haeuhUAEHUAHEuAHE
Mirip bgt karakternya. Mereka selalu comment here and there. Yg ga penting2 pun dikomenin. Smuanya di comment in lah. Kalo pas pukat, saat kita serius2 sharing, harus go back to the topic so many times gara2 si nehe suka komen2 ga jelas gitu, bikin kita ketawa sampe lupa sharing in apaan.
Udah gitu ga bisa diem. Ngoceh terussssss dengan accentnya yg kentel yaitu Sunda. Sama lah ama si Donkey, ga bisa diem, and dia ngomong pake accent khusus kan.. kekekeke But we love u banget Nehe!!!
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Loh, kok melenceng…
HAEuhaUEhAUEhUAHEAE
But can’t you guys see what I see????? Itu tangannya si Johan mirip banget kannnnnnn ama empal or ayam masak kecap!!! Gue beneran ga boong, kalo liat dia pas gue lagi laper, itu yang terbayang diotak gue!!!! Kayaknya kalo gigit Johan gitu enak deh!! So meaty, kenyal2 dan empuk!!!! wkkwkwkwkkwkww…
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Ya sudah segini dulu deh.
The floor is open now for your comments.
wkwkwkwkkwkw
During my kantor lunch break yesterday, guess what I did with my mentor?!?!?!?!
Kalian pasti ga nyangka abis deh!!!!
Apalagi gue….
Seumur2… ga pernah kepikir that I would ever do this in my whole life!!!
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