Iklan ga jelas

Gue suka nonton iklan.

I know commercials emang harus creative. Gue sebagai seorang designer juga tau being creative itu adalah suatu tuntutan. It can be a blessing or a curse. HAEuaHeuaHEuaEH *apa sih* . But some commercials completely miss the mark. Ada beberapa iklan yg bikin jaw gue dropped.. alias bengong. Bengong like ‘what theeeeeeee’ gitu expressionnya.

So gue iseng2 kumpulin clip2 iklan ga jelas.

Here it goes:

1. Iklan topi?

APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COBAAAAAA?!?!?!

Setau gue Mc D ga pernah jualan topi. Kopi sih iya.
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2. This is so wrong

Wrong in every level. I think Nehe would love this game on his Iphone. Wkakakakaka

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3. Pepsi MAN?

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4. Iklan promoting human being so barbaric while the chicken is so helpless and cute…

I think kalo para ayam liat video ini, mereka bisa demo. Protesting that human are just plain cruel and all should be vegetarians.  Oh manusia, dimanakah keperikemanusiaanmu?

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5. Anyone wants this doll?

Kalo gue punya tetangga yg rese, I think gue beli satu and bakal dimainin tiap malem.. heh heh heh…

Carin mao gue beliin satu? Buat nemenin loe since loe tinggal sendirian dirumah. Your empty apartment wont be that empty again! Jadi full of laughter… wkakakakakka

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6. This Korean girl sepertinya abis ngimeng terus mao makan eskrim.

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7.  Gue kirain ini iklan weker tadinya

Seriously pas gue nonton video yg diatas, saat ownernya bangun karena poop doggienya, I really thought it will be iklan jam weker.. AHEuaHeuAHEuaEae.. I expected ada line that somehow said “Daripada dibangunin seperti ini setiap harinya, belilah jam weker merek blablabla…” wkkwkwkwkkwwkw

Btw videonya ngibul abis. Please tell me, is there one person yg pas bangun, matanya kebuka ngeliat poop doggie diranjang and dia nya TERSENYUM GANTENG?
Cowo abnormal.

Btw talking about poop. I think kalian2 ada yg pernah liat clip dibawah ini deh. Kalo belon pernah, bertobatlah kalian AHEuAHEuAHEAE. Karena clip ini quite infamous.

Only Japanese can do this…

HOORAY TO THE JAPANESE!!!

Park I Ran Dung

Gue tuh pingin bgt ngeblog, tapi ga tau mao ttg apa. So gue taruh aja ini video dibawah. You can watch this, while gue mikir mo ngeblog apa…

Btw, ini pilem lucu buanget.

Buat orang jowo pasti lucuuuuuu bgt. Ceritanya ini kayak drama korean-jowo. Perhatiin deh cara ngomong mereka itu logat korea, tapi bahasanya sebenernya bahasa jowo suroboyo.. hehehehe.

Part 2

Lucuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

Another Mumu’s video…

And ……

Isn’t she sweet?

To make ur day, gue persembahkan koleksi poto lucu2 yg gue colong dari net.

and…

only in Japan….

WAKAKAKAKAKA….
(Lagi mualesss ngeblog!!! Ayo pembaca, kasih gue topic buat ngeblog donk.. hehe)

Video of the week

Gue played this youtube video over and over and over again….
I don’t know why tiap kali gue liat ini pasti ngakak…

HAHAHAHAHA… seumur idup ga pernah tau puppy bisa bikin suara kayak gitu!!! The cutest thing ever!!!!

Sekian postingan saya untuk kali ini.
*lagi males bgt ngeblog*

Best from net 2

Dibawah ini koleksi gue ttg jawaban2 keren dari test2 yg diisi ama real people.

Click for larger view ya. Kocak2 banget soalnya…

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6. And the best of all!!! Ada 2 parts nih.. liat both ya..

hehehe.. i really like the last essay. Ngawur abis…

Anywaysssss..

Sebenernya gue lagi bete hehehe.. part of it gara2 mimpi tadi pagi. Got nothing to do with monster atau setan2 lagi sih, tapi more got to do with my situations right now. Can’t say what the dream all about, tapi bangun2 bikin gue bete somehow. Pokoknya ga enak banget feeling gue di mimpi itu.
And pas bangun, satu kalimat yg dulunya sering lewat dipikiran gue dari masa lalu gue, tiba2 lewat lagi, sekilas gitu and very2 strong, sampe gue kaget that sentence kok bisa dateng lagi.

Somehow gue tau juga sih knapa that sentence muncul lagi. Tadi gue tuh dapet gambaran about my current condition. Sepertinya gue tuh lagi didalam box karton yg very2 tight. And I can’t move freely.. yg gue rasain skarang, my future kinda dibase on one person’s decision. And rasanya ga enak banget. But I know apapun keputusan orang yg bersangkutan itu, gue bakal bisa keluar dari box itu. Cuma ya skarang gue kerasa sesak aja berada di dalam box yg gue belon bisa kuar yet. My moves are constrained, ga bebas,.. mao move forward ga bisa, mao mundur jelas2 ga bisa and ga boleh, mao begini begitu rasanya ga boleh. Yg boleh cuma being still in that box, ga boleh moves too much, kalo gue move, that box will be broken. Somehow gue ngeliat that box itu my protection but also my constraint.

And kalo gue maksa keluar dari box itu, the result will be very bad. Thats why yg gue cuma bisa lakuin skarang cuma diem aja di box itu. Being very still and waiting until gue dikeluarin dari box itu. And untuk gue dikeluarin itu based on someone else’s decision. UH. Rasanya GA ENAK BANGET!!

But anyway, gue tau ini proses Tuhan buat gue. It just that gue belon dapet breakthru aja sih. Makanya gue nulis2 aja disini. Iseng, sampe nanti breakthru itu dateng. Sampe gue ngerasa kalo gue keluar dari box itu not because of someone’s decision tapi because Tuhan sendiri yg kasih gue rhema. And I believe it will come soon.

Yah skarang sih abis nulis, I feel a lot better. Tuhan kmaren ini ingetin gue to look up to Him terus, to keep my gaze upwards, soalnya I kinda lose sight… not losing sight of Him, tapi gue terlalu kepikiran ama the situations I am in now. Susah sih buat ga mikirin, makanya menganggu banget. But thank God, for the next few weeks bakal busy with some stuff.. banyak acara I mean, jadi at least ada hal2 laen yg bisa dipikirin hehehe…

Minggu depan, kemungkinan ada something major happened, bakal ada 2 outcomes. Both outcomes I will gain something lah.

2 minggu lagi bakal ada retret, and will be busy coz I’m one of the committees. Straight after retret, the next day, bakal ada church anniversary. Gue sih kali ini ga perform anything, not drama.. thank god hehehe.. then next week nya harus ke Johor for Sunday skul training. Kali ini bakal ada professional trainer yg bakal train teachers yg disana, and I have to translate the material dari English to Indo, and juga on the day itself, gue mesti intrepret English to Indo. Bakal cape nih kayaknya. The whole day bakal pusing mikirin translating English ke Indo coba. Oh well.. busy month.

Sooo yeah.. regarding my situations yg tadi, I just feel that I’m in a very tight position aja gitu. Gue udah bosen ngadapin gini2 lagi, yg ga ada kepastian gitu2 deh… cape.. pingin marah rasanya, tapi ga appropriate banget hehehe, mo marahin sapa juga ga jelas… hehehe but anyway, should keep looking upwards ya Lord

Ini lama2 blog kok jadi kayak diary gue ya HAUEhAUEhAUehaE.. , but ya gue ke encourage aja ama salah satu email pembaca yg nulis that my blog is an honest blog, membangun gitu deh. Jadi I guess its ok to write hal2 seperti ini, especially ttg pergumulan gue juga, so other people can learn from it. Gue suka sih sharing2 abt my trials and my breakthru, kan emang gue ini saksi hidupnya Tuhan hehehe.. Gue tau Tuhan pake idup gue ini like an open book, God writes all my life stories and He wants others to read them thru me, untuk ngeliat kemuliaan-kemuliaanNya yg nyata banget dalam idup gue.

So yeah gitu deeee… doain supaya gue bisa cepetan kuar dari box itu ya.. hehehe..

Btw…

Gue mao show this nih…
A little video clip from our Youth…

Liat de ada kocak2 partnya.. mereka sendiri yg took and edit the video.

Ini interview dari some of anak2 youth gue yg tercinta hihihi.. Coba guess mana yg harris HAUEhAUEhuaEhae

Wonderful, wonderful kids.. so proud of them hehehe. Jadi keinget pas waktu itu si Wira sempet ke Spore and hang out with our youth a couple of times, and he said to me “I can see why you love them..” hehehehe U GUYS ROCK LAH!!!

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I was sure by now
God You would have reached down
And wiped our tears away
Stepped in and saved the day
But once again, I say “Amen”, and it’s still raining

As the thunder rolls
I barely hear Your whisper through the rain
“I’m with you”
And as Your mercy falls
I raise my hands and praise the God who gives
And takes away

And I’ll praise You in this storm
And I will lift my hands
For You are who You are
No matter where I am
And every tear I’ve cried
You hold in Your hand
You never left my side
And though my heart is torn
I will praise You in this storm

I remember when
I stumbled in the wind
You heard my cry to you
And you raised me up again
My strength is almost gone
How can I carry on
If I can’t find You

I lift my eyes unto the hills
Where does my help come from?
My help comes from the Lord
The Maker of Heaven and Earth
- Praise YOU In The Storm – Casting Crowns

English at its best

Yo.. gue bikin satu category lagi yaitu ‘Best from the net’. Compilation of stuff yg gue come across the internet/email, yaitu hal2 yg bikin gue ngakak laaa… gue mao share2 my happiness buat kalian2 yg lagi suntuk kali di kerjaan or abis diputusin pacar or mao bunuh diri gara2 shock Hady Mirza jadi Asian Idol. hAUEhuaheuaEe..

Btw, mao out of topic bentar, gue shock banget dia menang. Dia emang yg paling bagus sih di Spore Idol, and sepantasnya dia jadi Spore Idol. Then gue lihat pas mereka lagi battle Asian Idol, and for the first time gue dengerin si Mike, Indo Idol, itu nyanyi.. wah klepek2 gue. Ya si Hady jauhhhhh bangett laa yaaaoooo dibandingin ama si Mike. Gue demen lah ama suaranya si Mike… mendayu2 bisa bikin pengantar tidur gue. So calming, so peaceful, sooo aaaahhhhh gitu dehh.

Trus ya ampir semua judges rooted for Mike to win. Btw, yg dari India itu kocak banget man, Bollywood abis hehehe.. Then saat mao announce winnernya, gue udah mikir misalnyaaaa aja bukan Mike gitu yang menang, kita bisa asli bengong. Gue pas itu lagi nonton bareng Budi and Septi dirumah, and kita sama2 rooted for him. Not becoz he is Indo. But dibandingin yg laen, ya Mike jauhhhh lah yaaaa…

Jadi kita deg2an nungguin announcementnya. And saat di announce kalau Hady yg menang, kita serumah literally bengong, diem for a few secs, saling pandang2an, then ketawa ngakak!!!! AHeuhaUEhuAEh OMG GA NYANGKA BANGET! Si Hady aja udah pasti ga nyangka banget dia menang, sampe berlutut gitu. Padahal dalem ati pasti bilang “YEAH MAN, I WON I WON I WON, EAT THATTTT MIKEE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA”..

tapi ya karena disorot tipi, ya dia kan harus rendah hati.. hihihi..

Hmm.. bagaimana Hady bisa menang??
Mari gue kupas dengan otak gue yg pas2an.

Asian Idol dipilih menurut the most votes received. And unlike World Idol, people can vote for idol dari negara mereka sendiri. Pas gue denger itu, wah ga fair banget donkkkk. Orang2 akan vote for their own Idol bukannya menurut kebagusan suara mereka. GA FAIR BANGET.

Kalau dengan cara begitu, menangnya bisa dibase on population in that country kan. For example, India. It has the highest chance to win, karena populasinya paling tinggi. Ada yg comment, Singapore itu populasinya paling rendah diantara semuanya. Kalau semua penduduk India ngeludah dalam waktu bersamaan di Spore, Spore pasti tenggelam karena banjir hihihi.. And the possibility Hady buat menang itu kecil banget, as small as the possibility Budi jadi kurus and Septi jadi dancer.

Tapi bear in mind, maybe more than half of the penduduk India ga punya tipi, apalagi handphone. Buat apa coba sms2 voting, wong makan aja mereka susah. So India is out.. yg laen2 I dont care to discuss.. Kalau dipikir2, very likely kan Indo bisa menang. Udah Mike suaranya emang paling bagus. And Indo itu populasinya yg paling banyak after India.

And jangan lupa Indo banyak orang kaya yg kurang kerjaan. Anak2 ABG yg kehidupan serba enak, yg udah pasti tiap bulan ga mikir duit dikuarin seberapa, kan ada ortu yg bayar. So mau SMS sampe berjuta2 juga cuek. Yg kerjaannya tiap ari cuma skolah, les, ngilerin Jay Chow and Rain. Then juga ada tante2 borju yg suka gosip. Mana mungkin mereka melepaskan kesempatan buat ngeggosip dan partisipasi dalam Asian Idol.

Tapi bagaimana bisa Hady yg menang??!?!

Gue cuma bisa come up with one explanation:

The power of Kiasu-ism.

Orang Spore kan terkenal kiasunya. Kiasu means ga mao kalah. This Hady winning membuktikan bahwa Sporeans are so Kiasu. I can’t help kebayang gitu, most Sporeans, ga tua, ga muda, smuanya pada SMS. And not just once, but maybe 20-30 times. And eventhough Spore population is small, but most of them owns a handphone compared to India, ya kan?

I can imagine it probably goes like this:
Ah Beng: “Aunty aaaahh, Hady must win lehhh. Kennot lose to other countries wan. Phai seh, u know!! Must show them Spore is the best one mah! Kennot lose face! Kennot see-see only laaah. Must vote!!!
Ah Beng’s Aunty: “aiyaaaah, so kanchiong lah you.. ok lahh ok… Kennot tahan. I go and tell your uncle. Then who else arh?”
Ah Beng: “EVERYONE LAHHH!!! aunties, uncles, maids also must vote horrr. Die die must vote!!!!”

Hmmm… the power of kiasu-ism… hihihi…

That’s the deduction from my brain yg suka ngawur.
Btw, gue suka kok ama suara si Hady.

Soooo…… sebenernya… the purpose of this post, according to the title, is to bagiin poto2 kocak buat bisa kalian ketawain.

Ini photo2 diambil dari beberapa source. Actual signboards and translations.

Enjoy..

ENGLISH AT ITS BEST.

Found in Africa.

Mistranslations found in China.

Hmmm.. dog sauce… I wonder if it tastes nicer than my lovely Sambel Terasi.

And I save the best for last:…

Found in Indonesia.

Click for larger view.

Indo is THE BEST!!!!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF MY COUNTRY!!! hAUEhuAHEuaEe…

Btw… just for your info, kalau gue sering update this blog, for example 2 hari skali, I won’t use Friendster email alert to let you guys know my update. Tapi kalo seminggu gitu baru update, baru gue pake alert systemnya.. hehe… Thx anyway for faithfully reading my blog yg sering ga ada juntrungannya. Skarang my blog reached average 50 views per day loh Oh tenkiu my fans, gue sangat terharu… huhuhu *muach* I LOVE YOU MY FANS…. HAUEhAUEhuAEHuAEe